Last Friday, clowns from the "Big Apple Circus" rang the opening bell. The Dow fell 403 points.Today, Gene "The Street Giveth, and the Street Taketh Away" Simmons rang the opening bell. The Dow fell 517 points.
Tomorrow, the Make-A-Wish foundation will ring the bell. Frankly, this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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